A Play by Grace Muth
Warning: This blog post is in the form of a script. Please be aware of that. Thank You.
Scene One
Lights up on a classroom
Teacher: Kalymera, good morning.
Class: Kalymera
Teacher: I Hope you all remember that our field trip is
today and we will be leaving for the theatre shortly
Class: Yeah/ Yes/ Yup
Teacher: Good, now when we get there we will meet up with
our tour guide. Her name is Smaro. Oh
look the bus is here, Let’s go!
All exit stage right
Blackout
Scene two
Lights up on the
theatre of Epidaurus
Teacher: Here we
are class, the theatre of Epidaurus. I’m going to turn things over to Smaro so
give her your respect
Alice (the girl who never gets off her phone):
Lamest field trip ever, like went to the Coliseum or whatever, and it’s not even
finished.
Frankie (the kid who loves history): Oh my god Alice,
this isn’t the Coliseum, and it's been finished for centuries but its been worn
down by time!
Alice: Whatever geek.
Smaro: Okay
class, welcome to the theater of Epidaurus.
The theater was created around 1000 B.C. as part of a sanctuary built to
honor the gods of healing. It really honors one god in particular; do any of
you know who that is?
Frankie:
Asklepios?
Smaro: Yes that
is correct. People would come here to be
healed by the priests of Asklepios. People would spend the night and they would
dream and then tell their dreams to the priests and the priests would come up
with a cure.
Alex (the boy who loves science): would the
cures actually work?
Frankie: Most of
the time yes.
Alex: Cool!
Smaro: Yes it is,
the theater is known for its acoustics.
The acoustics are amazing if you stand behind the circular rock, which
is an altar for Dionysus, it feels like you are in a recording studio.
Alex: What is the
science behind that?
Smaro: Well the
stone helps reflect sound, and the depth of the seats not only provides comfort
but also contributes to the sound quality.
The best acoustics happen when there is no wind, noise, and a full
theatre. Male voices carry best.
Alex: Doesn’t the
shape have something to do with it too?
Smaro: Of course,
the oval shape like a stereo speaker gives everyone a more equal earshot and
there is one triangular area where the actors produce the best sound. Are there
any more questions before we go inside?
Avery (actress): Do people still preform here?
Smaro: Yes, in
fact the last performance of the summer was last week. Are there any other
questions? No, okay remember don’t go on the altar for Dionysus.
(Students walk into
the theatre)
James (Klutz): Hey, listen to this! Wow, this is so weird! I’m a performer! (Starts dancing) Yot do do! (Trips) Whoa! Uh-oh! (Steadies himself onto the altar of Dionysus)
Whew! (James disappears)
Alex: Hey were
did James go?
Frankie: I don’t
know, the last time I saw him he was on the circular rock…
(Walks over to the
rock)
Alex: James?
James!
(Steps on the rock and
disappears)
Frankie: Whoa,
what just happened?
Alice: Ugh this
is the lamest field trip ever. When can we go home?
(Starts walking toward
the rock)
Frankie: Alice
no!!
Alice: What do
you want, nerd?
(Steps on the rock
then screams and disappears)
Avery: Did Smaro
say to stand on the rock or behind it? I think she said on it.
(Steps on the rock and
disappears)
Frankie: Oh dear,
I’d better go find out what happened to them
(Runs and jumps on the
rock them disappears)
Blackout
Scene Three
Lights up on the
ancient theater, James, Alex, Alice, Avery and Frankie stumble in
Avery: Where are
we?
Frankie: I think
we’re at the theatre.
Alex: Yeah but
when are we?
Frankie: 6th
century B.C.
James: Sweet!
Alice: Eww the
past?! Like the Amish field trip wasn’t bad enough but the actual past? How
will I live?
Alex: Jeez! Calm
down. We just need to figure out how to
get back.
James: How did we
get here?
Frankie: The
rock!
Avery: So all we
need to do is stand on the rock and we can go home!
Alice: Um, if you
ding-dongs haven’t noticed, there’s a performance going on!
Alex: Oh yeah… we
can’t wait until it’s over because then the class will have left.
Frankie: What are
we going to do?
James: Hmmm I know
we can…
Avery: Act our
way back!
Alex: That’s a great
idea!
Frankie: Yeah
except all of the actors were full grown men not middle schoolers!
Alice: You mean
men and women?
Frankie: No, I
mean men, males played females.
Alice: There is
no way I will play a guy!
Avery: You don’t
have to. We can be chorus members!
James: That’s
great and all but we don’t exactly blend in.
Alex: You’re
right we need costumes. What did people wear in ancient Greece?
Frankie: Tunics,
dresses, sometimes nothing.
Alice: WHAT!!!??
There is no way I will be nude!
Frankie: Only the
men were nude and since you will be a female chorus member you will wear a
dress.
Alice: Who says I’m
going to be a girl?
Avery: You, me,
everyone else.
Alex: Okay, we to
get our costumes.
James: I’ll go
Frankie: Me to
Avery: You’ll
need a theatre expert!
Alex: I’ll wait
here with Alice
Alice: ugh,
walking.
(James, Frankie &
Avery exit stage left)
Alice: Why can’t
my phone connect? It had service earlier.
Alex: I don’t
think the ancient Greeks had cell phone service.
Alice:
WHAT!!??!!?? (Screams and Frankie, James
and Avery run on)
James: Is
everything okay?
Alex: Yeah we just
had a reality check
Frankie: Which
was?
Alice: No…Cell
phone … service!
Frankie: Oh, ha-ha!
Avery: We got the
costumes!
Alex: Great, we
can take turns changing behind those bushes.
James: We should
go in pairs, Alice and Avery go first, and then me and Alex and Frankie you go
by your self.
Frankie: Sounds
good!
(Alice and Avery
change and come back then James and Alex go)
Frankie: Wow
Avery you look like a goddess!
Avery: Thanks!
Alice: Ahem, what
about me?
Frankie: I
thought you didn’t care what I said?
Alice: I guess I
do.
James: Your turn
Frankie
Frankie: Okay (he changes and comes back)
Alex: Okay Avery, what do we do?
Avery: Follow my
lead and try to do well since the audience throws vegetables at you if you do poorly.
We should wait until the next scene and practice during that time.
Blackout
Scene Four
Lights up on a
performance with the 5 characters huddled on stage right
Avery: Okay let's
go.
(Cross in a line
towards the stone)
Avery: Follow me.
(Starts the chorus moves)
Frankie: James, watch out!
James: What? OOF!
(Gets hit by a tomato)
Alex: C’mon guys!
Alice: So I just
step on the stone?
Alex: Yes, do that
now.
Frankie: One,
Two, Three!
Blackout
Scene Five
Lights up on the modern theater of Epidaurus
Avery: We did
it!!
James: yes! (High five)
Smaro: Oh there
you are!
Teacher: we were
worried about you!
Smaro: Why are
you dressed like ancient Greek actors?
Frankie: well you
could say we had a hands-on experience.
Alex: Hey Alice
Why eh long face? We made it back home.
Alice: I broke my
phone.
BLACKOUT
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| Full theatre |
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| The circular rock is the altar of Dionysus |
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| Look at all those seats! |